Boob Job

I have always coveted a size B cup. I have always been an overachiever, but this A business is really getting old. My favorite thing about being pregnant was getting a B+. I saw on amazon a great deal. Silicone inserts on clearance. I had to but them. There is no way we are forking over $$$ for a boob job, but inserts on clearance, can't pass that up. Ladies, I just want to be able to fill out my clothes, I am not looking to be porn star big, just average. I have no idea why, but I wore them to church under my tank top sans bra for a test drive. I was wearing a top over my tank, don't worry. They did not live up to my expectations. Perhaps I need to put in some double sided tape or something, because they kept scooting together creating one large mono boob. So much for my great buy...