who knew

I went into Barnes and Noble the other day and the security alarms went off when I walked through the door. No one took notice, so I just went about my business. On my way out the door, after purchasing a book on the discount shelf (that's a shout out to my hubby). I merrily went on my way, and again the security alarms went off. The store had several more customers by now. I looked around for an employee and only got the stink eye from a few of the patrons. I dug through my purchases to prove that I had my receipt. I attempted to leave again and was once again accosted by the ear splitting noise. The manager came rushing down the aisles of books to confront me. I showed him my receipt to prove that I had indeed purchased the books. I attempted again to walk through the doors. Again with the alarms! The manager politely asked me if I bought my jeans at Old Navy. Figuring that he was checking out my butt, I batted my eyes, basking in the flattery and confirmed that indeed, I purchased my jeans from Old Navy. He was easy on the eyes for a 19 year old. I was flattered until he said, "if you forget to cut out the tag from your jeans...you know the one that says removed after purchasing , our alarms sometimes go off." The sad thing is, is that my jeans are over a year old and I never cut out the tag. So, if you plan on going into Barnes and Noble check your jeans, no one really cares about your butt.