Too Legit to Quit?

"Are you Too Legit to Quit? Do you think Anything Goes on the Dance Floor? If so, then you should Pray that you're Big Man enough to kick it old skool with some Hammer Pants -- because baby, they're back." Yes, ladies that is in fact a quote from an article in stylelist. So, it is time to let your crotch hang low and let it wobble to and fro. Gone is the fear of panty lines or the outline of a super maxi overnight pad. If they didn't look like my daughters soaked diaper after playing in the sprinkler for hours, I may be inclined to purchase them. Who knew the crotch dump pants would come back!!! Yes, and they are making a come back. Women are in fact wearing the hammer pants which are now know as "harem pants". I found a pair of silk Harem pants for a bargain price of...wait for it...198.00! "These pants look surprisingly sophisticated and sexy, especially in black." Really? When I see a droopy crotch, the word sexy doesn't come to mind. The first one of my friends that purchases a pair and wears them out to a club, I will buy a drink. Any takers??