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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Insane in the Rogaine


I won a free facial from a "medical spa". They were at our gym advertising botox and laser hair removal. I can't pass up a chance to win something, so I dropped my name in the box to win free services. I won a facial. Whoo Hoo. Why I chose four days from our trip when I have so much to do...insanity I suppose. I looked up the company and all I could find was hair implants, apparently the company specializes in plugs but is attempting to branch out. I walked into the testosterone filled waiting room. There were four different men all in various stages of "plugs". I really tried not to stare, but it fascinated me. I just couldn't look away. I tried to busy myself looking at the menu of various treatments, but my eyes just kept being drawn to some poor mans head. I just hope that the plugs are a process, because if I were to describe his hairline, the word "natural" would not be in my description. I was finally called back into the room. The woman asked if I would rather have a relaxing hour long facial or microderm abrasion. My mind flashed back to the menu of services...the facial was 100.00, the microderm abrasion was 147.00. I am all about the deal, screw the relaxation I want the most expensive "free" thing I can get. I am thinking this may have been a mistake. Half way into the procedure the woman mentioned, I may have a breakout out in about four days. Great... just in time for my vacation. Just in time to see people I have not seen in years and I will look like a darn pizza face. Basically, this wasn't a free facial because afterwords I ran to Ulta and blew some money on acne concealer just in case.

1 comment:

Rachel Lyn said...

I seem to remember reading a similar story about your prior facials. You can just tell your MIL that you can't work in the kitchen with the other women b/c your pimples might pop into the food. :)

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