I want you to know that I love you. You keep me on my toes and give me plenty of fodder for my blog. Perhaps I overreacted a tad bit when you chose to butcher your beautiful long red hair. Wailing and screaming, it was not my greatest parenting moment. Yes, I did request that you sit in timeout with a mirror to stare at your hair. Your beautiful hair is now a "high fashioned mullet". I understand that this hairstyle has been featured in fashion magazines as of late.
I hum Pat Benatar songs when I see you sometimes. My darling daughter...you have "Hit me with your best shot", now I am "All Fired Up". You are a "Heartbreaker". "Love is a Battlefield" and that is why this picture will be prominently displayed at your wedding because I love you.
Mommy
